Upon discovering that his Grandpa was not present, William confidently declared “Grandpa is playing golf!” A very solid guess.
William informed me he saw a “rabbit in the blue garbage trash truck,” with a giant, mischievous smile on his face. I believe my son has discovered goofs.
That moment when you frantically try to remember what comes in a standard dice set to check if your son’s claim that he “ate a dice” is accurate. I’ve never been so happy to find a D10.
Zoo Adventures, Vol. 2: William saw a tiger poop, then repeatedly demanded that the tiger “poop again!”
William has now decided that some of his toy cars are “In Canada.” We do not live in Canada. I am not sure where he got this idea.
Zoo Adventures, Vol. 1: William asked me where the bear was. I told him the bear was napping. His response: “Go flop on bear.”
Sometimes your toddler says please, impresses a server at a restaurant, and gets you a free cup of coffee. So that’s nice.